Flatting next year

August 21st, 2006 by Fraser

Does anyone want to flat with me next year? I’m trying to kick things off early, since I always seem to get in late on this. I’d like to flat with two or three others, preferably in Upper Riccarton, and pay about $80 rent per person per week. I’m house-trained and can cook, and own a crappy washing machine and half a lounge suite. The only down-side is that I may be skipping the country mid-year to go and teach English somewhere - but knowing me, that might not even happen. Anyway, I wouldn’t leave you in the lurch; I’d find a replacement flatmate. And probably give you the washing machine as a parting gift.

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10 Responses

  1. stan

    would you like to flat with me Fraser? i haven’t found a place though, in fact i haven’t even thought about it, but i love musicians!!!

  2. Fraser

    Sorry Stan, I don’t think that would be a good idea as I have friends who don’t seem to be able to get on with you…

  3. stan

    : D

  4. KT

    Maybe… though I might not be a very reliable option given my lack of plans for the future. However, consider me to have expressed interest, in case things come together.

  5. stan

    at least give me a decent excuse like you don’t like me or some shit instead of justifying it by putting rich people first, are they giving you lots of gifts too. sorry when Abraham is holding me in his arms i won’t let you into Heaven ‘cos i can’t get along with your friends, and you can fuck around in Hell where you can’t cross over or warn your friends

  6. Fraser

    Stan, that’s absolutely uncalled for, and I think your comment makes it abundantly clear why my aforementioned friends don’t get on with you. I was trying to be tactful, but I see I’m going to have to be blunt - I don’t want to flat with someone who wildly overreacts to every perceived slight, verbally abuses people who’ve never wronged him, and seems to have a need to make other people feel as bad as he does. I’m willing to talk to you, but please calm down and stop abusing me and my friends. And for your own good, please seek out a counsellor, someone you can talk to openly and unguardedly about what’s troubling you.

  7. stan

    i am the way i am because of the people who have wronged me, and i’m glad you’re blunt ‘cos Christians are never there for those who need help the most anyway, they just have big long discussions about it at Bible groups to make themselves feel better about themselves. tell Jeph i’m not turning up to comm anymore ‘cos he’s flatting with someone whose friends i can’t get on with and therefore aren’t good enough to be with

  8. Fraser

    Um, Comm is nothing to do with me, Stan. If you have issues with Jeph flatting with me - why not say so to Jeph? Don’t throw away your friendship with those guys just because you don’t like me.

  9. stan

    yeah well your friends have nothing to do with me, i don’t care anyway i hate Christians i’m happy to go to Hell than be around people who can’t accept me

  10. stan

    can you ask Jeph to send me back my Bible? i left it at your flat but don’t wanna go ’round to pick it up and see your stupid face. i’ll send back an envelope with the postage fee

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